I'm back! Things have been relatively uneventful for me lately, which is good, I guess. Mostly I find myself daydreaming of going on leave, I know it's going to be just excruciating to the last day but soon I'll get a brake. They work us to death here, if I was working a minimum of 12 hours a day, seven days a week as a civilian I'd be bankin'. It just keeps getting hotter here and we seem to have daily sand storms. Some days it looks like it's going to snow all day but the haze is just dirt, so instead of the days just being hot, I'm also covered in dirt. Though I'm unable to see the future, I'm certain this is the hottest, dirtiest, most miserable place I'll ever find myself. To make things worse, I had my first meeting with what is surely a creation of evil. Some of you know how I feel about spiders, (and some of you, no doubt, already know where this is going), and for those of you who don't, I'll direct you back to the "creation of evil" quotation. Yes, I had my first encounter with the infamous (meaning "more than famous"), Camel Spider. I had taken trash to the big dumpster and while throwing everything in I got oil on my hands, but I saw a clean one in the dumpster and reached in and grabbed it. As I stood up I saw something out of the corner of my eye, and let me tell you, it was fast. I jumped back and it raced right under me on the rim of the dumpster, about chest high. When I moved back it jumped (it did not fall!), it jumped towards me, off the dumpster. Luckily, it missed me or I'd have been run out of the army for screaming like a little girl. It ran under the hummvee and I found myself saying to myself "self, 120 is not really that hot, a nice walk (or run) back to the motorpool sounds pretty good". But I decided to try to get a picture of it for everyone and I moved the hummvee forward and tried to find it on the ground, but it had vanished (because thats what spiders do, they know they can scare you more if they pull the "now you see me, now you don't" trick). Now, who says I don't love you guys. I was prepared to face a huge, mutant spider, with nothing between us but a camera, for YOU!! Insurgents are one thing, just as long as the president promises never to send us into caves to destroy the camel spider population. I don't think I'd ever recover from that. I hope you all enjoyed my story, just a little entertainmen at my expense, I can deal with that. So next time you see a spider in your house, don't freak out, I promise you it won't be the size of a rat and look like the thing from Alien that attatches itself to your face (and that's the best I can honestly describe it).
Aside from that, the 4th of July has passed and it reminded me alot of the 3rd of July or even the 10th of May. But, it is honestly and truthfully, my pleasure and priviledge to serve here for all of you. With all that goes on over here, I mean it sincerely, I hope everyone enjoyed their holliday and for those of you who drink beer I hope one of them was consumed in my name! Not much else happening here, I hope to hear from you all soon.
I love and miss you,
MARK(EY)
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